My Zombie Routine
Here's my pre-awake routine for an average weekday morning. Most of the time, I don't remember doing any of this.
- Alarm goes off at 7:30am. I lie there 'listening' to the news on the radio until 7:45
- Jump in the shower. Apply shampoo and rinse. Apply conditioner, lather with soap, rinse both. This is the best shower method EVER.
- Dress. Button up shirt, nice pants.
- Out the door at 8:10, walk to subway, stand on subway, walk to office.
- Go to desk, turn on PC, check email.
This is usually when I start to become aware of my surroundings and can begin the arduous task of engaging in conversation. I hate talking before 10am and avoid it whenever possible. I also hate being awake before 10am and avoid it whenever possible.
Sometimes on the way to the office I get a coffee, but not always. It's usually just the mornings that I'm awake enough to swerve out of my routine. Pretty interesting, eh? Sorry I wasted your time.